The RA Song Lyrics

He sits alone
In his room
With his head in his hands
Comtemplating his doom
He tries to get it
Make it out that door
But he just can't do it
Because the kids on his floor have glued his door shut
He can't get out
And you can the kids laugh
As he starts to shout

Yeah...
I am the RA let me out of here
I am the RA this really isn't fair
Hes always htere to save the day
But tell me who will save the RA

He gets free room
He gets free board
He also gets pornographic pictures of girls and animals glued to his door
Looks for his keys
But they are gone
And then later that evening
His furniture is out on the lawn

Yeah...
I am the RA whats going on in here
I am the RA you better not be drinking beer
Hes always there to save the day
But tell me who will save the RA?

It was a shock to this poor fellow
When the students filled his room up with red jello
And as if that didn't royally suck
He just walked in on two students who just started to f...
Feed their duck

I am the RA living in hell
I am the RA what is that smell
Hes always there to save the day
But tell me who will save the RA?

(Hey guys this isn't funny *knock sound* I'm gonna call the office)