The Regency Lyrics

I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you everything I saw

I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw a heart throb
With a small knob

It was the whisperer
Who put the grab on her
I saw a white flag
I felt my throat gag

Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with rock a star
She doesn't love him though

Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!

Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, pleasey

Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song

Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!

Lead the victims in
To the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed
Winks and spreads her knees
Fuck The Regency up!

Satan is hiring
Ah, but Satan is tiring
No laughs, no fucking chance
No laughs at all

Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!

Feeling murderous
Tore a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up!

Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency up!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck The Regency!
Fuck!
Fuck!

Fuck

I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door
The door