The Ross Perot Guide To Answering Embarassing Questions Lyrics

When something in my history is found Which contradicts the views that I propound Or shows that I perhaps am not the guy I claim to be Here's what I usually do Chorus: I lie I simply boldly falsify I look the other feller in the eye And just deny, deny, deny I lie I don t apologize. Not me. Instead I say I never said the things I said Nor did the things some people saw me do When confronted by some things they know are true Chorus I hate those weasel words some slickies use To blur their past or muddy up their views Not me. I'm blunt. One thing that makes me great Is that I'll never dodge nor obfuscate Chorus