The Snooki Song Lyrics

Wake up in the morning
Gonna find a guido
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
Who might look good in a Speedo
Before I leave
Tease my hair
Put the poof in the back
And most importantly
I gotta bronze my face
Whit shellac

I'm talking grab a pickle for the road, road
Get into the Jersey mode, mode
Get the poof it's own area code, code
Little Italian flags on my toes, toes
Got the signature guidette pose, pose
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose, no-no-no-nose

[Refrain]
Let's score
In Jersey Shore
Outch my hair's stuck in the door
Be as tan as I can
So that I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
All their heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh

Let's score
In Jersey Shore
Outch my hair's stuck in the door
Be as tan as I can
So that I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
All their heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh