The Spook Of Haunt Mansion Lyrics

There's a queery spook

In the old haunted house

I would dare someone to go there

If I had someone to dare



What a queery spook

What strange little scare

This has got to be the reason for our neverending fright



Living inside a house when you get no visitors

Would probably turn your face into a frightful composition



Hideous as it seems the spook always cries and screams

Drowning out the noise is the problem that we have around here



A strange scare is a queery spook

Never knowing what to do

He sits there in his comfy chair

They will never know his deep despair



A strange scare is a queery spook

He bought some loreal shampoo

He put it in his greasy hair

Then he became a millionaire



The queery spook spent his cash

On one pair of fancy shoes

That totally made him the coolest kid on the block



Now everybody says

That spook is pretty hip

Even though he smells like burning rubber





Even though the queery spook

Now is really really cool

He used to make people puke

Therefore you should stay in school