The Things That Never Need Lyrics

Though obviously not enchanted
By the people themselves
I so enjoy painting
They are of course outrageously cartoonish
In all aspects because
They are exaggerated dirt
Usually precludes
Any detailed background
There are no room left for . . .
I have however done several sets
Um, oh my!
Larger than life
I left my wife, "old fat Triksey"
She is so fat it takes seven men
To help her

Well no not really
But you didn't quite imagine him
As a bored little drone of a man
In a dirty T-shirt either
Today in a world nearly devoid
Of such things as sideshows
We casually except
Most of the television
Television! Yeah
In our hearts
And our washers
That never need