The Toilet's Flooded Lyrics

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit There was this dude his name was Ted He just stopped over and he said, "I'd go outside if I had to pee But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me." He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long We finished lunch he was still in the john We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart But what he left in my bowl was a work of art The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit We all went in to take a peek What happened next knocked us right off our feet It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl It had no morals, it had no soul It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing But it zapped around the house like brown lightning The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit He took a record dump known across the nation Now we gotta use the service station The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit The toilet's flooded with the great big shit