The Trial Lyrics

Good morning, Worm, your honor
The Crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do

Call the schoolmaster!

I always said he'd come to no good
In the end, your Honor
If they'd let me have my way
I could have flayed him into shape
But my hands were tied
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today

Crazy toys in the attic, I am crazy
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken my marbles away
Crazy toys in the attic, he is crazy

Call the defendant's wife!

You little shit, you're in it now
I hope they throw away the key
You should've talked to me more often than you did
But no! You had to go your own way
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, your Honor
Him and me alone

Baaaaaabe, come to Mother, baby
Let me hold you in my arms
M'Lord, I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your Honor, let me take him home

Crazy over the rainbow, I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in
Crazy over the rainbow, he is crazy

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There's no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving the full penalty of the law

The way you made 'em suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Since, my friend you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the fucking wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall...