The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man Lyrics

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway
Well I'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

I'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band
I'm sharp...