The Viking Song Lyrics

Twas the summer of 793
When we sailed across the great North sea
Comets crossed the skies that night
Must have known something wasn't right
We arrived upon your English shore
And you offered friendship but we wanted more
Yes so much more-or-or!

We're tearing up this place tonight!
Literally!
We're gonna set this sleepy town alight!
Literally!
We'll kill and steal and burn and drink
'Cause us Vikings don't care what you think!
Wooo wo oh

Let me in now, won't you please
We're here to raid your monasteries
We're primed and ready to attack
And we love how monks just don't fight back!
You'll die or become a slave to me
But our slaves often get chucked in the sea-ee
If the boat's heavy-eeeeee!
Yeah yeah!

You're gonna lose your head my friend!
Literally!
We're gonna get you in the end!
Literally!
Then I'll drink a toast from your skull
'Cause we're Vikings, and that's how we roll!

Play that axe, Ragnar!

We're gonna paint the whole town red!
Literally!
With the blood or the dead!
Literally!
We'll take everything that you own
And get back on our ship and go back home!

Ooooo-oooo! We're going home!
Ooooo-oooo! We're going home!
Ooooo-oooo! We're going home!
Ooooo-oooo! We're going home!