The Whales Of Africa Lyrics

Hello Andreas McGraff

Hello Davidson Scott

Have I ever told ye about the whales of Africa

No ya haven't

The lived long ago

Long before the echoes of time



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay

The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay



Oh once there was a time where only sea creatures lived

It was a dark gloomy time with no food to give

They feed on guacamoles

They drink mercury

And whenever they have to

They will hide in an angry tree



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay

The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay



Believe it or not

These stories are true

And believe it or not

These whales are not blue

They're purple with pink polka dots

And bright yellow square spots

They love cooking monkey meat

In triangular pots



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay

The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay



If you encounter one of these

Be sure you don't have any cheese

It makes the animal go insane

And they'll use suction cups to dismantle your brain



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay

The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay



Come on



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay



Last time



The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play

The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay