Theme Song Lyrics

Theme song, Barats? Theme song, Bereta!



BARATS AND BERETA, BARATS AND BERETA
ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA
WHICH ONE'S WHICH? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA



Barats! Bereta! Barats! Bereta!...



IF WE WERE A CHEESE YOU KNOW WE'D BE FETTA
IF IT WERE CHRISTMAS WE'D BE A POINSETTIA
IF WE WERE A CAR WE'D PROBABLY BE A JETTA
ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S NAMED BERETA



We here at Barats and Bereta get a lot of questions regarding the nature of our relationship!
And we'd like to qwell those queries with this montage!



IF YOU PISS US OFF WE'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A BARETTA
AND GET AWAY IN OUR GETAWAY CAR, ALSO A BERETTA
KINDA LIKE THAT GUY FROM THAT OLD TV SHOW CALLED "BARETTA"
ONE'S NAMED BARATS AND THE OTHER'S FLUTE SOLO