These Are The Finest Queen Boys (I've Ever Seen) Lyrics

Start by kissing my ass

I'll start by rubbing your balls

We'll have a jammy time together

one and all



What will we do later on

when the butter runs out?

You'll probably scream and shout

Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout

& that's your asshole, your snoot snout



I'll put it through your eye socket young man

I'm the first man you've had

Don't tell me about loving women

I don't want to know about it



This is our world, men, make sure of it

We'll do with each other what we want, so

Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween

Oh, don't scrub yourself up

I like you unclean



Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe

& there goes Sally Marie

These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen

I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep



Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow

There they go

Who will finish first?

No one knows, no one knows