This Is An Intellectual, Idealistic, Yet Pessimistic Article Lyrics

Okay, this is an intellectual, idealistic, impractical, unrealistic, yet pessimistic article

Okay, you fucking cunts
What's all the hype about?
The topic of conversation
Fools can't keep their boot lips shut, speaking in persuasion
The Asian girls don't like me much 'cause my tongue can't go to the side
If your woman said she ain't been here, she probably lied

Oh, and so not to get off topic, I've been hearin' loads of shit
About some scumbag white trash piece of dick actin' like he knows this
Actin' like he don't know I show his girlfriend's tits on the Internet
[chuckles] I did

Ain't you got nothing better to do?
Wait, nevermind, here's your sign, any kind, got the time, wanna see why I'm fly unlike you?

I don't see the point to be actin' like a wiener fool (x2)
Middle aged, middle school, grabbin' your wiener, fool
Pissin in the pool
Tryin these experimental simple greens
Just to be cool, breakin' all the rules, rules, rules
Fools gotta get big, gotta get used, shootin' up spoon residue with Blue Clues, whose clues? Your clues?
My clues? My crew's clues? Blacks? Jews? White dudes? Huey Lewis and the News, dude

Ain't you got nothing better to do?
Wait, nevermind, here's your sign, any kind, got the time, wanna see why I'm fly unlike you?

Got that shit talking, shit walking, cock blocking, pill popping
Sorry excuse for a human
Stalking your fucking hiding girlfriend in the morning
[chuckles] Good morning

So spend less time hating
Get that dude participating to shove it up his ass
Caught on webcam masturbating
4 in the morning and he's still kinda draining
The sap from his skull hardly saying anything, anything at all