This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop Lyrics

this sandal shit has got to stop

it makes me wanna puke

if I see your ugly toes again

I don't know what I'll do



I'm so sick of Deadheads and assholes, it's true

alternative rockers are all hippies too

so try to remember to cover your feet

if you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach

save it for the beach



this sandal shit has got to stop

it makes me wanna puke

if I see your ugly toes again

I swear I'll murder you



you zombie-like yuppies with pathetic lives

you hairy-legged females all give me the hives

so try to remember to cover your feet

if you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach

save it for the beach



this sandal shit has got to stop (x6)