Tiny Little Titties Lyrics

I wanna be a tiny girl with tiny little titties
I would be so freaking cute, I'd be so freaking pretty
I wouldn't have to ask, I'd just have the things I need
One size fits all, except for me

I wanna be a party girl, a social supernova
Everyone will talk to me because they really wanna
I wouldn't have to try, it would come so naturally
One size fits all, except for me

Maybe once I'm perfect, I'll be happy, I'll be fuckable
Everyone will notice, just you, wait
Maybe once I'm perfect, I'll be happy I'll be lovable
I'll throw away the list of things I'd change

I wanna be a Barbie girl, feminine and rested
Taller than my best friend, but still under 5' 11''
I wouldn't have to unzip my pants, so I could breathe
One size fits all, except for me

Maybe once I'm perfect, I'll be happy, I'll be fuckable
Everyone will notice, just you, wait
Maybe once I'm perfect, I'll be happy I'll be lovable
I'll throw away the list of things I'd change

I don't feel like I'm a man, I don't feel like a woman
I tried to describe myself, it turns out that I couldn't
It all ebbs and flows, every day feel differently
Burn all of my clothes, get into Scientology
Check off all the boxes, I bet I still won't be free

'Cause one size, one size
One size, one size
One size fits all, except for me