Toast To The Fam Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm tore up from the mothafukcin' floor up
Golden grain to the brain
Not really given no fuck

A sloppy drunk bear
Huggin' ery' damn body
Half a fifth of jack
I'm bout' to get this bitch buck rowdy

A juggalo scarecrow with a beer bong
Chuggin' southern comfort in my drawers
Playin' beer pong

Hit the bar for a couple shots of 3 V
Put ya bottle in the air and toast to the family

[Chorus X2]
Everybody c'mon we gon sing a song
I'll grab a bottle you grab a bong, we gon
Get lit til' the sun come up
And imma toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)

[Verse 2]
All my Los in this bitch
Lets get it on and poppin'
Y'all my Lettes, no regrets,
Lets see them panties droppin'

And it don't matter if you smoke or if you drink
If you pour a little water, fire up a little dank

Roll a blunt light it up
And imma pour a glass
You get high and I get drunk
And then I meet yo' ass

Somewhere in the middle somewhere on the other side
From east coast to west everybody gettin' country fried

I'm drunk, you high, come on, we'll fly
Somewhere, down there, down south
And we won't have a damn care

[Chorus X2]
Everybody c'mon we gon sing a song
I'll grab a bottle you grab a bong, we gon
Get lit til' the sun come up
And imma toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)

[Verse 3]
I'm home so take me drunk again
You stoned I hope this shit don't ever end
Mix Jagermeister in a cup with some tangoray
(where the fuk'd you put ma car?)
What'd the fuck you say?!

I don't know but this shit is got me all blown
My head is achin' like I'm smokin' on some home grown
I need another shot
And make that shit a fuckin' double

And pass my fam the blunt
I want them fuckers high as hubble
When juggalos up in this bitch
We drink and smoke all night
We gettin' tore down
And swing our fuckin' hatchets high

[Chorus X2]
Everybody c'mon we gon sing a song
I'll grab a bottle you grab a bong, we gon
Get lit til' the sun come up
And imma toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)


(Thanks to Countryjuggalo for correcting these lyrics)