Toxic Love Lyrics

This is a tale of misplaced love
A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the wrong places
And how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest
And stuck in his face, so he can slowly watch it stop beating
Let's listen on and hear how my gumpy friend, Violent J
Goes about getting his feelings crushed once again

After 3 years in a mental asylum, I'm finally out
And I'm fine now, no doubt
Rollin' home I seen a bitch on a payphone
She was fat, and round, and had it goin' on
She had a name tag on, Roxy Carol
Stepped up to her like HELLO!
We was kickin' it
I said I got this dick 'sup on lickin' it?
She said I'm down for the tactics
Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jilopy
She was wet and sloppy, but nuthin' could stop me
I was like JESUS!
Her neden was yellow and smelled like a cheese pizza
I paid it no mind
I stuck my dick in raw, and comensed to grind
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, I'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you? (Yes)
Did it hurt you? (Yes)
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, I'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you? (Yes)
Did it hurt you? (Yes)
The whole car smelled like pickles
I stuck my toe in her ass, and tweaked her titty nipples
We fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her, and went for the shower
I got home, and I kicked back
Thought about the shower, hehehe fuck that
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake, but my dick was snoring
It was whistlin' and shootin' out smoke
The head was spinnin' like a dayton hundred spoke
I started shakin' and sweatin' I had a fever
My dick was swelt up like a Faygo 2 liter
It was greenish with purple bunyons
And drippin' blue skeet, and flakin' like onions
She gave me schiphilophagus no doubt
I'ma find that bitch, and knock her the fuck out
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, I'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you? (Yes)
Did it hurt you? (Yes)
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, lonely, lonely
Toxic love
Where the fuck is that bitch?
I'm on a mission, I search and roam
Cause my dick hole is spurtin' a pink foam
And I'm draggin' my balls behind me
They're as big as a mailbox, bumpy and slimy
Thank God I ain't dead yet
My dick is crispy, but my drawers are wet somehow
There she is on the same payphone near Zug Island
In the industrial waste zone
Wait a minute y'all
Hold up
Is that the same bitch I was with?
She looks tore up
Holy fuck nothin's in place
That ain't a girl at all, it's a barrel of toxic waste
Oh Lord what have I done?
Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
Me and my green dick headed back to the loony bin
I'm gonna turn myself back in
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, I'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you? (Yes)
Did it hurt you? (Yes)
Toxic love
I'm so loooonely, I'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you? (Yes)
Did it hurt you? (Yes)
I still like you
When I inject my penis inside of you
My balls light up like light bulbs
You're green, you're green and you're so warm