Tribute To The Best Song In The World Lyrics

(gesprochen) This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute Long time ago me and my brother kyle here, we was hitchhikin`down a long lonesome road. All of the sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. (gesungen) "Play the best song in the world, or I`ll eat your souls." (gesprochen) Well me and kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said....."okay" (gesungen) And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happend to be, the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world. Look into my eyes and it`s easy to see one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass don`t grow needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his shwumpy tail, and the beast was done. He asked us:"(snort) be you angels?" And we said,"nay,we are but men." Rock! ahhh,ahhh,ahhh-ah-ah, ohh,whoah,ahwhoah-oh! This is not the greatest song in the world,no. This is just a tribute. Couldn`t remember the greates song in the worl,no no. This is a tribute,oh,to the greatest song in the world. All right!It was the greatest song in the world, All right!It was the best muthefuckin`song the greatest song in the world. (gesprochen) And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song was sang on that fateful night it didn`t actually sound anything like this song. (Gesungen) This is just a tribute!you gotta belive me! And I wish you were there!Just matter of opinion. Ah,Fuck!Good god,God lovin`, So surprised the fact you can´t stop it. (gesprochen) All right! I`ve enough.Listen, don`t call us again if you don`t have a good reason (thump) but...I´m the writer!