Two Kinds Of Trouble Lyrics

I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray
I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say
But I dug wisdom from my own well and I never had a moment of doubt
I worded a thesis at six years old that had the world all figured out
It goes...

Women - men
That's two kinds of trouble
Enemies - friends
Just two kinds of trouble

I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes
And I never really talked to people 'cuz that's time you can't afford to lose
Every word somebody spoke was the dumbеst I've ever hеard
I'll keep stickin' to what I know and tell the truth about the world
It goes...

Cops - police
Just two kinds of trouble
Robbers - thieves
Two kinds ot trouble
Boats - planes
Just two kinds of trouble
Norwegians - and Danes, yeah!
Just two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble

Some say philosophy! I say great if you're unsure
Just a bunch of circular reasoning bordering on the obscure
Where others merely scratch the surface I can really penetrate
I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure no room for debate
'Cause I know...

Two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
Work - play
Two kinds of trouble
Night - day
Two kinds of trouble
One thing - another thing
Two kinds of trouble
Anything and everyting
Two kinds of trouble