Two Legs Lyrics

I never give my seat up on a train
And if the lady don't like it it's a fucking shame
Because she's got two legs and they're just the same
And so I never give my seat up on a train

I said the lady's got two, two legs
The lady's got two, two legs
The lady's got two, two legs
They're just the same

I never give my seat up on a train
Even if the lady's got a varicose vein
She's got two legs and they're just the same
And so I never give my seat up on a train

I said the lady's got two, two legs
The lady's got two, two legs
The lady's got two, two legs
They're just the same