Ur Band Sux Lyrics

If you could pick your guitar like you pick your nose,

Or play a clean lick like you lick clean your toes,

If you were less like a thistle, and more like a rose

You could be the shit

Yeah you could be the shit

You could be the shit like me



But your lyrics are trite and redundant

Chock full of cliches like sardines in a can

You tend to repeat things again and again

You can't write for shit,

No you can't write for shit

You can't write for shit like me



Your band sucks my ass

And bows down before me

To kiss the tips of my painted toes

And lick my callused feet

Your band sucks

Your band sucks

Your band sucks me



But then one day

In the month of may

Sitting complacent and bored

They played your song on the radio

And I heard your power chords

And they didn't suck

No they didn't suck

They didn't suck me



Well I've changed my views and I see the light

This competition between, it just ain't right

And I don't wanna end up in a great big fight

'cause your band kicked the shit

yeah your band kicks the shit

your band kicks the shit out of me



My band sucks my ass

And bows down before me

To kiss the tips of my painted toes

And lick my callused feet

My band sucks

My band sucks

My band sucks me