Ur Not An Asshole Lyrics

Ur apartment doesn't smell like shit
Texting me back within a minute
You meet the height limit, above 26
Ur taking initiative

Making our plans, ask me about myself
A down to earth man, not scared to ask for help
You know what you drink and tip the bartender well
No closet with skeletons

I must be out of my mind
Cause ur not on it

I asked for a good thing
I guess that's what I got
And if there's a bad bone
Don't think that you have one
But ur not an asshole
And I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just want I want

I guess that's just want I want
An asshole
I guess that's just want I want

I miss the guy who made it about him
That LA Jesus with a drug problem
The infinite jest of making me feel dumb
Loved how he was keeping me

On my toes around his ego
Never knew what we were something only he knows
Here you are saying how ur ready for real love
Well

I asked for a good thing
I guess that's what I got
And if there's a bad bone
Don't think that you have one
But ur not an asshole
And I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just
What I been dating since I was 21
Can't get it in my head or out of system
That ur not an asshole
And I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just what I'm used to

I guess that's just what I'm used to

I asked for a good thing
I guess that's what I got
If there's a bad bone
I don't think that you have one
Can't get it in my head or out of system
But you're not an asshole
And I guess that's what I want
I guess that's just what I'm used to