URFES Lyrics

There's a woman in the crowd
Who doesn't seem to like the show
Then again maybe she loves it
But hasn't let her face know
That's URFES
Unfortunate Resting Facial Expression Syndrome
That's URFES
You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name

Now I'm on an escalator
And arriving at the top
But there's a seven person pile up
When the guys in front stop
That's EESAPS
Escalator Ending Stop And Ponder Syndrome...

Now I'm sitting at the airport
And my flight's called through
People stampede like elephants
Just to stand in a queue
That's URTWILS
Unnecessary Racing To Wait In Line Syndrome

And there's TWALPIS
Texting Walking And Lamp Post Interface Syndrome
And there's SMELBOS
Sunday Morning Early Leaf Blower Orchestra Syndrome
And there's MURSAS
Making Up Ridiculous Sydrome Acronyms Syndrome
Like URFES
You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name