Vegas Lyrics

You got to watch out for the bacon
When you're frying in your car
Cherry Sundae in the rearview mrrror man
You know you won't get far
But if the road block's down and broken
You can drive onto Francine's
With lips and hips and eyes of fire
Some white trash glamourzine

Drive me to Vegas right now
Drive me to Vegas right now

Chicken steak, ovaltine, vaseline, and beer
She smacked my ass with a bowling pin
Said boy get over here
I was dripping sweat but styling
As I walked into the room
She flicked her tongue and caught a fly
Said boy don't cum to soon

Drive me to Vegas right now
Drive me to Vegas right now

The lights went out I kicked the cat
Francine began to scream
Cop daddy had broke down the door
Said the boy he's just fourteen
So I grabbed my pants said see ya France
And danced out her back door
Jumped in my ride and I laughed at pride
And I punched it to the floor

Drive me to Vegas right now
Drive me to Vegas right now