Venetian Princess - 7 Things (Guys Don't Have To Do) Lyrics

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's time for me to say this
Addressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens
Who deserve a nobel prize

But the straight guys, they don't realize
What we go through everyday, and it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females to
Remind you, just in case you all forgot

The 7 things guys don't have to do
Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow
Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts
Wear panty hose, and paint your toes, too

High heels, pluck brows, skip meals
Count pounds, some girls have to carry
Heavy mounds, we're way past seven now
But I'll keep going anyhow

Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns and health concerns
From hair dye fumes, and the reason
Why we do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you

Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That, we can't deny
But just think of what we go through
See that's the reason why

Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow
Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts
Wear panty hose, and paint your toes, too
Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons

Flat iron burns and health concerns
From hair dye fumes, and the reason
Why we do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you

(Thanks to Crystal for these lyrics)