Viagra Skit Lyrics

Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?

Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem

Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?

No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!

Escuse me ?

I took one of them Viagras for the first time

Word?

And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one

OK..

And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over

Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..

Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help

Hey girl, Lisa!

Hmhm ?

Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

I got you

Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!

Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way

[To be continued transcribing]