Victoria Hotel Lyrics

o there's only one bar in moonan flat and it's called the Victoria Hotel and there's only one road in moonan flat and it leads to the victoria hotel ain't got no bitumen nothin' but a dirt track that drops you on the door step at the victoria hotel and there's only one river in moonan flat you must cross to the victoria hotel well there once was a bridge but that bridge collapsed under a twenty two wheeler on its way to the victoria hotel there's no better place on a sunday afternoon for a cold beer and a steak and a room than the victoria hotel 'cause there's only one place on a sunday afternoon for a cold beer and a steak and a room and that's the victoria hotel there's only one cop in moonan flat and he's drinking at the victoria hotel so you ain't got to worry 'bout no police trap when you're driving back home tonight from the victoria hotel and there's only one lady in moonan flat and she owns the victoria hotel she's always courteous she says "come on back" everybody's welcome down at the victoria hotel