Voices In My Head Lyrics

I want you to get a gun
And head on down to Washington
I want you to climb up high
High in the sky
And shoot them all
They don't deserve to live
What did they ever give to you

[Spoken]
You know what I want you to do? I want you to go upstairs to that apartment where that guy keeps playing that Barry Manilow record "Copacabana" over and over and over again. I want you to ring the doorbell, and when he answers the door. I want you to stab him in the neck with a number 2 pencil over and over and over again because he must pay! Chop him up and put him in the freezer and as you leave the apartment light the place on fire!

Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head
Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head

You should dress up like a clown
Bark Bark Howl

[Spoken]
Hi you never called me back. I got the pictures back from thanksgiving. I don't know why you wear that earing. If your father was alive I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to Mrs. Corelli yesterday. You know Bobby Corelli who was in your grade? He got promoted again in his law firm. He's making 175,000 a year now. Are you on drugs? Why don't you ever call me back? When are you gonna get married son? Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a wife and got yourself a house and got a kid, and got a car, and got a dog, and got a lawn mower, and got a nice picket fence...

Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head
Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head

The voices in my head
Why, why is it every time i gotta
Wait on fuckiin' (friggin) line

[Spoken]
Why is it every time i turn on my television set I gotta see Sally Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just send her a check and shut her and those God damn kids up? Jesus Fucking Christ! (Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?)

Why, why don't they drop the bomb
Right on top of everyone

Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head
Voices in my head
These are the
Voices in my head

Stop, stop, stop with the singing!