Wax Museum Lyrics

01 - Wax Museum - 5:12
ICP - Ringmaster
Greetings. Welcome to the Gypsy of Fortunes. Your coin was very much appreciated, and now I shall grant you your future. It seems my cards of tarot have dealt you a very odd hand. A hand of six jokers cards. This is very rare and suggest something neusant is approaching. You should be visited by a dark circus, a circus or horror, pain, and anguish. This travelling mass of evil will leave your lifeless corpse to rot while entrapping your soul to be displayed at future stops. Oh yes, you must also be aware that it is your own evil doings that have brought about this dreaded carnival's visit. All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your life have whipped and spun into form, the form of one...one who leads this gruesome parade of pain into your life...one sinister beast, one known only as RINGMASTER ...

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the museum, the wax museum!! Thousands of dead souls covered in waxxxxx...All of the rare exhibits you are about to encounter are strange and wonderous creations of the one and the only, leader of them all!! So both dead and undead please welcome the R-r-r-ringmaster

"Purpose, question, kill"

The ICP is of the Ringmaster and the Ringmaster is of the actions of mankind. Yeah, motherfucker, now you gotta face your worst enemy, and that's yourself! Every wicked thing you've ever done has come back now and it's gonna whip your little ass, bitchboy!!

Us? We're just clowns! We just work for the Ringmaster. With the wave of his magic wand, I step forward, wind back, and swing this battle axe upside your motherfucking head. Hoooo!!!

So step right up as the R-r-r-ringmaster takes you on the ride of your life. Horror and fear, smiles and tears, and oh, ever-so overdo. The Ringmaster rises up and lifts across the sky, through the forest and down the river, along the valley, over the hill, and down the trail and up the sidewalk only to surprise you and yours at your very front door.

Let's go, motherfuckers!!!