What Would He-Man Do? Lyrics

Questioning him for he has the power of steroids
Conjuring might, flashes of light, cringing, naked steroids
Next, it's uncle knuckle fanny swattin' a pansy
Make no mistake, his powers great, your life he'll take

(What) He's hiding
(Would) Start crying
(He)metoma (Man do)
What's for dinner
Would you eat some
He just made it (Man do)
What concussion
Would cause damage
Hematoma aneurysm
Man, that felt good
Do you want more
What's your problem
Pepper your smiling face
Would that suffice
He's got power
Mandibular Decapitus
Do you see now
He-Man is violent

Is he a sissy, a pansy, a prince with a pussy wearing purple pants
A mullet, a hair piece, a helmet, his secret, a princess hiding Goldie Locks
Jockstrap, meathead, roid rage, shriveled nutsack, pimples

He used to be the master of the universe
Smashing, kicking, punching, biting, giggling, kissing berserker
Running from the po-po's, picture this in slow-mo

(What) He's hiding
(Would) Start crying
(He)metoma (Man do)
What's for dinner
Would you eat some
He just made it (Man do)
What concussion
Would cause damage
Hematoma aneurysm
Man, that felt good
Do you want more
What's your problem
Pepper your smiling face
Would that suffice
He's got power
Mandibular Decapitus
Do you see now
He-Man is violent