Who The Fuck Is Alice? Lyrics

i don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go i guess she's got her reasons, but i just don't wanna know 'cuz for twenty-four years i've been living next door to alice twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance, tell her how i feel, maybe get a second glance; now i've got to get used to not living next door to alice (alice? who the fuck is alice?)