Why Did Jesus Kill My Mother's Baby? Lyrics

I'm Selena Gomez Jennifer Lopez.
I'm a singer.
I'm a young, talented Puerto Rican.
I like burritos, margaritas and other Mexican things.
Mama said to me she has little tiny baby in her tummy.
It will sell in the streets for a buck fifty, and then we can eat,
but the baby died.
So no Taco Bell for me.

Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)

Justin, when you were dating men, it was 'har for me.
And our kids had to live in my car with me.
But now you're back with me.
And Chris Brown.
Can't come within a 100 feet.
There is one thing.
That still bother me.
When I'm fucking you.
You fajita's hairy. (Girl!)
And I beg you to shave,
but your razor has AIDS.
You say 'no.'
And I want you to know JB.

Why you won't shave off your muff hair JB? (JB)
I have razor for your butt hair baby. (Baby)
I have Pesos that my mother gave me.
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)

Justin's butt hair gets caught in my throat.
Like a gordita nacho.
My sister's dead before she's born.
I like tacos and calzones.

Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)