Why Do Girls Think I'm Scary Lyrics

Why do girls think I'm scary? Why do they treat me like a circus freak? Is it because of my big melon head or because I talk like a geek or is it because when I'm on the phone with them I breathe just like this (loud breathing) Why do girls think I'm scary? Will I ever get a kiss? Why do girls think I'm scary? Why do they think that I'm a knob? Is it because the way i walk Is faster then most people jog? or is it because I like to say words like okie dokie, pee-u and poo? Why do girls think I'm scary? I'd feel honky dory if I knew bridge: If I had a girl friend you know my love would never end I'd buy her gifts, I'd buy her things I'd buy her pearls and diamond rings I'd lose some weight, I'd exercise if I'd fart, I'd apologize I'd wash my feet, I'd lift the seat I'd even through away all my looky books Why do girls think I'm scary? Why do they think that I'm a dork? Is it because I only dress in black and when I laugh I snort? Why do girls think I'm scary? I wish somebody knew Why do girls think I'm scary? Why do they act like I smell like poo? Why do girls think I'm hideous? Why do they think that I'm a ghoul? Is it because I never get no sun or because I always pee in the pool? or is it because when I pass wind It smells just like burnt shoe? Why do girls think I'm scary? I don't know, maybe you do