Why Doncha All Get Fucked? Lyrics

I used to know this kid in sixth grade

The teachers called him dumb

He'd try real hard did his homework everyday

But still they'd whip him on the arse

One day he went to the playground

With a spraycan under his coat

Stood upon a trashcan and this is what he wrote...



Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all get fucked?

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all get fucked?



A girl sixteen was trying to grow up

But her parents kept her down

She'd behave herself and come home at twelve

Her daddy would just sneer and frown

So one afternoon she packed her bags

With her boyfriend she drove away

A thousand miles later miles late she picked up the phone

And this is what she had to say...

Hey mum an dad!



Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all get fucked?

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all get fucked?



A private in the army

A sensitive chap

Who didn't want to be there at all

And a sergeant who hated this young guys guts

Used to make him scrub the floor

They were out on manoeuvres on a lousy day

The enemy had to be scouted

The private got his hands on an M-16

As he shot up the place he shouted...



Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all

Why dontcha all get fucked?

You shoulda seen the smile on that soldiers face

When he saw how fast the sergeant ducked



So if you're in trouble right up to your brain

And the boss is gettin' to you

Parents and politics, money and marriage

And life in general is making you spew

There's one thing that you gotta do

And I suggest you do it today

Stand up in your office, school or your street

And this is what you gotta say...



Why don't you and you and you and you

And your rotten friends too

Why don't you and him and not forgettin' you

Why dontcha all get fucked?