William Shatner Lyrics

He got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
The intersteller girls all like him the best
Captian of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did Joan Call in the 1932.

Really just an actor, a genius to boot
He never gets fire when the enemy shoots
So he ends each show looking neat and clean
After staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine

I really like the one where he reads the Constitution
After ending all the fighting in the future revolution!