Women are Lovely Lyrics

Women are lovely they are so curvy,
they have nice smells, they're not smelly,
except when they go out for the date and forget to wash under their arms.

Women are funny, they are sweet like honey,
they prefer men who've lots of money,
who'll take them to France for a sing and a dance,
or even to the waltzer in bray.

I like to see them wobble,
especially their lovely bottoms,
when they wear their nice miniskirts I look at their legs.

Women are crazy, their memories are hazy,
they always forget i prefer tuna.
Sometimes they throw pots, and scream at me lots
but I just laugh in their face.

I laugh in their face, ladies and gentlemen,shooobeedoobeedoo,
cause they're just ladies, women,
they make the world go round,
especially... the nice bits,
ooh they have nice bits alright, hehehaha,

i like them, especially the ones that are a bit wobbly,
and I like girls with silicone implants,
and, oh, and the other, you know when they get them eh,
you know them the things they get in their lips that make their lips look huge like Pamela Anderson Lee.

Women are crazy, they're crazy,
I like them because they are crazy,
and sometimes they pet me on the head and they laugh at me,
because I'm I'm a little bit strange.

Oh, women are crazy their memories are hazy;
they always forget that i prefer tuna,
i have done this verse before and I don't re-ally care.

Women wear knickers and high heel kickers,
they'll have lovely bras around their hoojas,
they worry about things that might never happen
and that only proves that they are girls.

Women are grannies, sisters and mammies,
some are cousins and others are aunts,
try to remember that you should respect them,
but if you forget, don't worry about it.

Women are lovely they are so curvy,
they have nice smells, they're not smelly,
except when they go out for the date and forget to wash under their arse.