Wonderfully Deranged Lyrics

What a lovely couple
We were the perfect pair
You were a beautiful boy
I always claimed that wasn't fair
You a deranged alcoholic
Wanted to get half in my pants
A pathological liar with poor little crafty hands

And batteries couldn't keep us energized
They just kept us mending
I wish I could say this was all just a big misunderstanding

Wonderfully deranged
We'd drive down the street
Where we all would eventually meet

Lie to me, darling
Come back, take me
I wish you could see just how much
I've been thinking about

Vitamin C sour drops and
A million tissues soaked
I'll open my eyes and look at the world
Oblivious and naive because I broke you
Breathe in, darling, take a drag
And exhale the spite
Give me some loving
And let me show you that I can still be right

Hey, look at me, please
come back
close your eyes and touch me
and kiss me and please
don't you leave me

And batteries couldn't keep us energized
They just kept us mending
I wish I could say this was all just a big misunderstanding