Yard Sale Lyrics

you got a lawn mower it don?t cut grass it ain?t goin? nowhere it?s out of gas you know you don?t need it you know you don?t want it so put it on the curb and put a price on it have a yard sale you got a lamp on a stand that ain?t got no shade you got something weird that your grandma made you got that kind of junk you can?t give away so put an ad in the paper saturday have a yard sale why shop at a regular store when out here your dollar buys more everything you see is sold as is come over here honey take a look at this it?s a yard sale you got a toy alligator and a doll with no hair you got genuine chrome plated silverware you got an exercise bike with a broken chain you got a painting you never liked but at least it?s framed you ain?t got room to swing a cat where in the world d?you find a thing like that but at a yard sale why shop at a regular store . . . i bought a lawn mower it don?t cut grass it ain?t goin nowhere it?s out of gas i know i don?t need it i know i don?t want it but i couldn?t resist it when i saw the price on it at a yard sale