you say tornaydo, i say tornahdo Lyrics

oh, no! here comes tornado!
and there goes the neighborhood
the house is flying high
and the laundry's drying real good.
oh, rats! where are the pets?
little kittie litter specs bite us on the necks
you'd be a puss inn boots, too, if the wind made you flew
your skull crackin' lunch tables from the high school
uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh
EEEE

oh, yes! tornado took a left
too late. everything's gone.
we're all having lawn sales
no time to yawn.
how much for that BBQ?
oh, i think it's free.
mr. and mrs. johnson are crushed beneath the tree.
if it's not tied down, i'll be in jail with it up my ass
smuggling b-day cakes
my mama mama mia mia say things like
"all things truly pass"
even this, a song about the storm's about to form in the sky.
the naked eye doesn't see all the thoughts in the street,
only skulls wearing hair and most likely outerwear.

oh well.

oh well. i guess it's time to clean.
yes, let's ponder mother nature
and why's she so mean.
perhaps she's on her period,
a volcano about to burst.
at least all the vampires will quench their blood thirst.

are things easier in hell? [x6]