You Treat Me Like A Dog (Tell 'Em At The A.S.P.C.A.) Lyrics

I'm gonna take a little ride on the B&O
Or maybe on the BMT
And when I hit the track, babe I won't be back
Because this is the E-N-D.
Now I been true to Y-O-U but you ain't been true to me
I'm goona tell 'em at the A.S.P.C.A.
You treat me like a D-O-G!

Now I'm gonna tell the A.F.of L.
You're makin' a slave out of me
And I'm gonna cry to the FBI
That you got no loyalty
And every time you gimme a little lovin'
You give it to me C.O.D.
I'm gonna tell 'em at the A.S.P.C.A.
You treat me like a D-O-G!

You used to love to listen to rock 'n' roll
Now you're listenin' to the B.B.C.
And you used to smoke nothin' but Chesterfields
Now you're smokin' all that P-O-T.
And you used to love those ice cream sodas
Now you're makin' it on LSD.
I'm gonna tell 'em at the A.S.P.C.A.
You treat me like a D-O-G!
Oh, gee,
You treat me like a D-O-G!