Your Girlfriend's Favourite Newspaper Is Cosmopolitan Lyrics

She's a fucking modern girl
She reads all the trendy mag's
She searches for rich thugs
And she always wants multi-orgasm

Cosmo, Cosmo, the modern girl's new brand
Freedom, money that is what you want
Cosmo, Cosmo, for trendy stupid cunts
Beating, kicking, that's only you've got