You're a Pervert Lyrics

VOCALS - K: KUNT / LK: LITTLE KUNT

K: You hang about in gent's bogs all dressed up in drag
Hoping you'll see some geezers cock or maybe get a shag
LK: You broke into our neighbour's house and stole her underwear
K: When our Mum and Dad were out, you shaved your pubic hair
LK: You dip your cock in mustard 'cause it gives you an erection
K: You pull your arsehole cheeks apart to study your reflection
LK: You're subscribed to website's which are full of people pissing
K: When I went to get my anal beads I found that they'd gone missing!

BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You put a camera in your bog
And watch yourself laying a log
BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You put your bollocks in a vice
And you say that it feels nice
BOTH: You're a dirty perv

LK: You put on a dress 'cause it helps you lose your mess
K: You have a strangle wank like that bloke from INXS
LK: I came home and caught you sniffing out Mum's dirty knickers
K: I caught you doing a Mick Jagger with a fun size Snickers
LK: You put pictures of you wanking on the internet
K: You sucked off a bailiff so he would waive your debt
LK: You sit on the washing machine and put it on a spin
K: When Jehovah's Witnesses' knock, you invite 'em in!

BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You got expelled from school
For getting your cock out in the pool
BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You dress up like a goth
And you suck old geezers off
BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You get handfuls of your shit
And you smear yourself in it
BOTH: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You read The Diary of Anne Frank
And it made you have a wank
BOTH: You're a dirty perv