You're Gonna Die Soon Lyrics

Can you blow your own nose?
Can you tie your own shoe?
If you had velcro ones,
would you even know what to do?
When you make a doodie,
is it in your pants
(or trousers, as they said in the day)?
Are you mad because your grandson is gay?
Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?
When you clear your throat,
is it really disgusting?
Does it go on for hours and miles?

You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
It's not cold in here, you're just dying!
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
You in the back, you are dying SOON!
We're all gonna die soon, but not as soon as you guys!
You're gonna die
You're gonna die, you're dying!

You think I'm lazy?
That's HILARIOUS!
You sit around, dye your hair and take drugs!
The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets!
It drives me crazy how you chew your walnuts!
You told me you hated my perm!
I VISITED YOU!
Pick up your own prescription, I'm not your candyman, bag 'o bones!

You're gonna die soon!
You're gonna die soon!
You're dying!