You're The Dream Unicorn! Lyrics

This telepathic hangover

Gnaws the nipples off my neck

When you suck off those machine guns

Now tell me mister, what do you expect?

I crawled through 60,000 yards

Of carnival graveyards

Witches with obscene riches

Chasing my mirage, chasing my mirage



I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares

My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere

I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares

My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere



If I sang instead of screamed

When you crushed me with your Corvette

Would you trade your jet for a microphone

And record the opera of deathbeds?



I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares

My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere

I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares

My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere

Stare into the gruesome lights all night and never see a fucking thing

We count weddings on our fingertips and wonder why our love's so cheap



Vegas, you're my dream unicorn

Summer, dress so apocalyptic

Vegas, you're my dream unicorn

Summer, dress so apocalyptic



In glossy treetops teens clap while they kiss

In neon pastures pin-ups hook to your chest

Out on the streets at night the money's well spent

And pissed-off babies turn to pissed-off children