- Intro lyrics
- Jew Beard lyrics
- Unsellable Segue 1 lyrics
- Elevator Racism lyrics
- Rape Crouch lyrics
- 16th Street lyrics
- Homeless lyrics
- Unsellable Segue 2 lyrics
- Mushrooms lyrics
- Money Shot lyrics
- Unsellable Segue 3 lyrics
- Brand New Sober Alcoholics lyrics
- Militant Vegetarians lyrics
- That's My Thing lyrics
- Gay Marriage lyrics
- I'm A Hypocrite lyrics
- #fuckthelakers lyrics
- Dating Younger Women lyrics
- Young Women Are Not All Stupid lyrics
- Perfect Vaginas lyrics
- My Body Is Failing Me lyrics
- Sydney Harbor Bridge (13 Minute Shit Joke) lyrics
- Thank You, Denver lyrics