- Abracadabra Holmes lyrics
- Hawt Lixx lyrics
- Glendale P.d. Hates Daggermouth lyrics
- Too Late, No Friends lyrics
- This Is Chase Brennerman lyrics
- Hey Nelson, Go Jump On The Garbage lyrics
- Frisky Business lyrics
- Dan Don Get Off Your Fucking Phone lyrics
- You Can't Soar Like An Eagle, When You Hang Out With Turkeys lyrics
- Fact: Mike Peecher Rollerblades lyrics
- You Do This As A Fad, We Do This As A Lifestyle lyrics
Turf Wars (2007)
- Intro lyrics
- I Dance To Trance In Garbage Bag Pants lyrics
- Hit 'em High, Hit 'em Low, Don Flamingo lyrics
- Does Anyone Know What Snfu Stands For? lyrics
- Vegas Chaffe, Brutha I Got It Too lyrics
- Shildo's Quest: Legacy Of The Dung lyrics
- Pump Lube And Gary The Bear lyrics
- The Verbal Uzi. Moo You Fucking Bitches! lyrics
- Lassie's Last Dance lyrics
- A Merkin In The Streets lyrics
- The Dude Just Wants His Rug Back lyrics
- Texas John's Sweet Herbal Remedy lyrics
- Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan Vs. Macho Man... Winner Gets Miss Elizabeth's Love lyrics
- This Is Where The Chocolate Cheesecake Would Be If We Had Any Whammy! lyrics
- Sing It Again Rookie Biatch! lyrics