- Intro Montage lyrics
- Americans lyrics
- Nashville / California lyrics
- Road Signs lyrics
- Cars Are Too Safe! lyrics
- Airbags Are For Babies lyrics
- Let's Ban Crime! lyrics
- Put A Helmet On! lyrics
- Self-esteem lyrics
- Afraid To Fly lyrics
- Christmas Vs. Halloween lyrics
- Animal Rights Activists lyrics
- The Fishing Show lyrics
- Where's The Bug Rights Activists? lyrics
- Stupid Flies lyrics
- Chopsticks Are So Offensive lyrics
- I'm A Follower lyrics
- Satan's Everywhere lyrics
- Bible Handles lyrics
- Good News lyrics
- Thoughts To Leave You With lyrics
- Closing Prayer lyrics