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- Goddammit, Sweetheart lyrics
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- Lord Of The Ring lyrics
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- Queen Of The Sketch Patrol lyrics
- Send Jolley To Raleigh lyrics
- Snake Stuff lyrics
- Some Are Love lyrics
- The Artistic Possibilities Of Sub-Standard Housing & Food Stamps lyrics
- The Cancer in Family lyrics
- The Subtleties Of Chores & Unlocked Doors lyrics
- Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Worse lyrics
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- Untitled lyrics
- We R Killing This Town! lyrics
- Which One Of You Assholes Ate Christmas lyrics
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