- The Trash lyrics
- War Of Colossus lyrics
- Sergio's Here lyrics
- The Skeleton Dance lyrics
- Hasselhoff Cheeseburger lyrics
- Dead Rose lyrics
- The Fighter, The Rube, The Asshole lyrics
- If Dave Did It lyrics
- Sailor's Grave lyrics
- Glue Factory lyrics
- You Dumb Dildos lyrics
- Black Teeth lyrics
Gather Up The Chaps (2016)
- The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie lyrics
- Blackout lyrics
- The La-Z-Boy 500 lyrics
- Little Triggers lyrics
- The Celebutard Chronicles lyrics
- The Routes We Wander lyrics
- The Longshoreman's Lament lyrics
- Unicorn Odyssey lyrics
- R.L. Burnouts Inc. lyrics
- Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade lyrics
- When I Give The Signal, Run! lyrics
Unicornography (2006)
- Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog lyrics
- I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- The Routes We Wander lyrics
- Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs? lyrics
- Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home lyrics
- Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas lyrics